Criss

Criss Solas

Leader, Healer, Country Bumpkin and Charismatic Parent.

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Voiced by ApolloTheGremlin
Character Notes
Identity

Birth Name: He'll tell you it's Christopher Ryan David X'voor, but it's likely Christian Marin X'voor.

Osenayan Name: SUPPOSEDLY it's Matoya'iivi Na'agora-- but he doesn't remember what Kay's is, their universes alone were muddy.

Eorzean Name: He goes by K'rhis but he met another one like him -- with the same name

Race: Miqo'te Sunseeker

Gender: Male

Orientation: Will tell you he's straight, but with a sly hilarious smirk he'll remind you he's taken AND his husband made him gay.

Religion: Whatever floats, wether it's in the toilet, the shower floor, or in the sky.

Politics: He's giving a large snarl, he can't stand politics and he'd rather not answer. Morally he's different than the body in that there's less rigidity in the world, and things are never black and white -- As much as his brain tells him otherwise, there's a rainbow over 'yonder' and he's going to find either a new found family if he can't find his -- and on his way he'll do his best to prop up those around him.

Current Situation

Main Class: White Mage.

Side Class: Samurai

Job: Host/Server at the Paissa 'Litterbox' Venue.

Residence: Since unable to 'LIVE' where he's going to tell you he's from -- (Which he'll joke that Felix would say is Felix's pants..) he's got a shared flat with friends he's made in Emperyum.

Economic Class: Well off enough to exist, poor enough to still pay taxes.

Appearance

Age: 30s

Hair: Blue with Pink, and depending on the version of the story arc he's either got the longer braided hair (Dawntreader mod that goes on the 157 Styled For Hire hair) or a standard just above shoulders under ear length

Eyes: Glassy Red

Skin: He's not standard caucasian, but he's an odd color that is hard to explain -- but in Eorzea he's got Mithra markings

Height: 186 cm

Build: Lightweight and Squishy

Face: face 4

Body Type/Mod Style: TBSE Twunk

Dominant Hand: *blinks* Right hand. *puts hand over felix's mouth*

Outfit: Uses the modded Light heavyweight jacket of scouting due to not owning the Dyeable, and some matching edgy aesthetic pieces.

Background

Hometown: Eorzea wise, he was found to have 'hailed' from somewhere out in the Twelveswood, but he's from Georgia, likely outside of Atlanta but he isn't sure anymore..

Heritage: Osenayan he'll tell you, but he's a Sunseeker Miqo'te -- tribeless because nobody remembers him

First Language: Swearing

Life Events: My brother Lucien getting DECKED by our brother Michael once..

Historical Events: Does 9/11 count, or are we in for another round of tears when I say Haurchefant?

Regrets: Pissing my sister off, both in Eorzea once and when Ah was younger..

Skills

Qualifications: AH shit... Ah know I went to college for a bit but shit went weird ..

Talents: Organizing stupid people, namely my family.

Languages: English, because his father never taught him Osenayan, and Miqo'te won't teach him their language -- if anything one of the K Tribe members just looked at him and said We whistle out our ass. (Which isn't true, but it was likely the guy that shares that name he uses lol)

Qualities

Conditions: Borderline Personality Disorder, CPTSD, and has Dissociative Identity Disorder, Undiagnosed AuDHD (According to him it's non existant, and according to Kitch it's diagnosed)

Strengths: Caretaking

Weaknesses: You ever see one of those Corkboards with the pins and the strings everywhere? -- That but it's all the universe information between Eorzea and what he 'KNOWS'

Desires

Yearning: To figure out who he is, and find his family again.

Goals: Getting that new guy to put the cards down and pick a better class, because co-healing with a guy that sounds Cajun - is only as fun as actually keeping people alive.

Wishes: If he could not DIE in Eorzea and go home again, but if he dies in Eorzea, at least go out with a bang?

Dream Job: None, he's got it sorted for what he feels is right - no more no less.

Other

Fears: Losing his mind

Secrets: He has none, Kay tells everyone what's his 'SECRET' before he can hide it.

Habits: Gum chewer, and since Eorzea isn't really huge on chewing gum for some weird reason (haven't seen anything close lol) -- he's taken up finding 'Chew toys' lol

Hobbies: Writing down his memories when he remembers them, including the lyrics to country music (Because y'know the body isn't huge on it, and yet he loves to remind us this XD) -- but also he's an avid crafter/gatherer, and likes to make sure people are taken care of - so he'll cook a good meal and share it.

Family

Parents: Marai'ii X'voor, Mahal'ya'iivi N'agoraa

Siblings: Michael (Mica), Cameron (Cam), Timothy (Tim), Lucien (Gren), HIMSELF (Criss), Kitch (Christina), Aeron (Arrow), Adriana (Adri), Kris (Gibb Slap/Kay), Tobias (Tobi), Victoria (Tori)

Children: Tiergan Aisi Solas, Tayvin Rana Marie Solas, Luan Kieran Solas, Lorenzo Solas, Denzel Lorenz (but not lorenzo XD) Solas, Lucas Laurence Solas, Maycein Adelaide-Rose Solas, 'Sonny' Solas, Keegan Solas, Lilac Solas,

Relationships

Friends: ...PENDING LMAO (Criss: NOT FRIENDLESS ROI JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PARSE OUR FRIENDS LIST LMAO)

Enemies: Thancred.

Partner: In another 'time'/universe it was Felix, but Criss hasn't found proof he's in Eorzea if at all.

Crush: He blushed a few too many times at Y'shtola, but he's likely made passes at Koana a couple times.

Exes: Theory has it he TRIED TO TAKE G'RAHA OUT TO DINNER ONCE -- but nah he's not got any exes in Eorzea, and he doenst' recall most of them from his other life.

Things You Can't Get Away With

No-Gos: Criss hates it when you play with his ears, not because 'HORNY' but because it does sort .. it's like TICKLING but not the horny kind XD Telling him that the snickers bar in the shower is from him, because honestly? He made a mistake once with his sister and said 'I'm gonna go take a shit, and shower' and our partner's system just.. .like never let us live it down lmao. So now Criss is 'SHITS IN THE SHOWER'

Tech

Implants: According to Criss he's got a few teeth crowns and had braces when he was younger? AND THAT MAY JUST BE WHY HE HEARS RADIO (he's kidding btw) from several hometown stations XD

Genetic Modifications: None but Criss calls the Mithra patterns on a face one that was forced on him, because the fact that it's a thin layer of fur he can't shave off PISSES HIM THE EVER LOVING FUCK OFF.